Sunday Exhale: Gangs of Gothampur; Mere Karan Arjun Aayenge & More

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It’s Sunday. Relax. Exhale. And sample The Quint’s best, breeziest work through the week.

Shah Rukh, Salman Fans Rejoice, ‘Karan Arjun 2’ is Confirmed

Mere Karan Arjun aayenge, we had always hoped, and now the most awaited news is here. Karan and Arjun are indeed returning with the second part of the cult classic movie. We present to you the exclusive first look of the film.

Goodbye Arrogant Kohli and Hello Virat, the Gentleman

Shame on those people who have been having a go at anushka for the longest time and connecting every negative thing to her. Shame on those people calling themselves educated. Shame on blaming and making fun of her when she has no control over what i do with my sport. If anything she has only motivated and given me more positivity. This was long time coming. Shame on these people that hide and take a dig. And i dont need any respect for this post. Have some compassion and respect her. Think of how your sister or girlfriend or wife would feel if someone trolled them and very conveniently rubbished them in public. #nocompassion#nocommonsense

A photo posted by Virat Kohli (@virat.kohli) on Mar 28, 2016 at 1:44am PDT

You may love him or hate him, but you can’t ignore Virat Kohli. And you obviously cannot ignore the ‘behavioural’ evolution of this Delhiwalla – from an arrogant cricketer to a gentleman. It’s been quite a transition for the 27-year-old but we aren’t complaining. We love the new Virat Kohli.

Gangs of Gothampur: Batman v Superman With a Desi Twist

We believe Batman v Superman was a movie of epic proportions, but we still decided to spice it up. And what better way to spice up something, than giving it a desi flavour? This resulted in us merging the Dawn of Justice world with Gangs of Wasseypur.

Hands Off, Nando’s!

Dear #Nando's is your food so inedible that you have to rely on lines from a bad C grade movie to sell it? pic.twitter.com/q4eoXRJt1V

— Omar Abdullah (@abdullah_omar) March 26, 2016

Sometimes, actually most of the time, companies let their inner sixth grader out to crack some dirty jokes, you know, just to get it out of their system. One can imagine them huddled in a corner having a hearty laugh over an innuendo or even (literally) ROFL-ing over a poop joke. If you ask them which planet of the solar system is their favourite, they’d probably scream ‘URANUS’ in a chorus. And maybe that explains Nando’s print ad, on 26 March, which rankled even National Conference leader Omar Abdullah.

Yo! Baba Sehgal Ka Rapping Class

Baba Sehgal is back and will be seen in a new web show called Soadies. We caught up with the original desi ‘rapper’ who decided to give us a class on rapping. If you are planning to make a career as a rapper and have no idea how to rap maybe Baba Sehgal’s gyaan is what you need.

‘Bura Na Mano, Kohli Hai!’:Memes, Madness & the Man of the Moment

Kohli! Kohli! Kohli!

After his stunning performance against Australia in the World T20 championship on Sunday, the entire country became a cheerleading squad for Virat Kohli, and deservedly so! Since the digital world can’t have enough of the man of the moment, we got photoshopping.

Here’s presenting the many shades of Virat Kohli.

Neel Sethi (Mowgli) Tells Us How Much He Loves Dosa & Paani Puri

Neel Sethi plays Mowgli in the upcoming Disney film, The Jungle Book. We did a selfie interview with the child actor who spoke about the toughest part of playing Mowgli, his favourite character from the film and what all he’s upto on his short India visit

Jealous of the Pal With Good Metabolism? Here’s Why Yours is Slow

Often, all our efforts towards losing weight come to a nought only because – our metabolism does not support us. Metabolism is like the engine of the body: you take in food, and your metabolism or engine, uses it either for energy, or stores it as fat.

Our sex (women have lower metabolism), height, weight, genetics, age (it dips as we age) – all affect our metabolism. But before you can dismiss it saying, “Oh, it’s hopeless if it’s all genetics” – here’s what you need to know: your lifestyle habits are at play too.

Yes, most of us are making enough mistakes every day to mess up our metabolism.

Do any of these sound familiar?

Dear Indian Ads, Reverse Sexism Does Not Help Feminism

The latest campaign by Biba may attempt to promote gender equality but ends up falling flat on its face.

“Honey! I Can Hijack a Plane for You” & Other Creepy Love Stories

From hijacked planes to robbed banks, the sky is the limit when it comes to declarations of love – because hearts and chocolates are too mainstream. All’s fair in love, and here is a list of some individuals who took this adage a little too seriously.

Café Loving: The Everlasting Love Story of Books and Coffee

From the 19th century literary café to the modern CCD, reading and writing in a cafe will be forever gold.

5 Bollywood Ways To Shut Up Verbal Abusers

Albert Pinto ko gussa kyun aata hai?
Please go ahead and raise your hand if you have come across a verbally violent Pinto at least once in your life.

And if you have suffered at the hands of such ugly king kongs, then please note that jaise kanoon ke haath lambe hote hain waise hi Bollywood ke paas sab cheez ke jawaab hote hain.

And here is Neha Paranjpe 5-step plan to keep your sh*t together when faced with a verbal abuser, but fair warning – your mental health will be questioned:

How to Help a Grieving Friend (Even When They’re Pushing You Away)

Here’s how to be there for a friend who’s suffered personal loss – even when you’re not sure what to say or do.

Things We’d Change in Ind-WI’s Semi-Final Match If We Could!

The Caribbean side sucked all the joy from our much-awaited weekend by defeating India in the World T20 semi-finals on Thursday. LMP Simmons turned out to be the party pooper, which we failed to recognised in the beginning of the game.

Oh, don’t you so wish you could turn back time and change a few things in the game against the West Indies to make us win? Well, we don’t know about you guys, but we certainly do!

Here’s what we would change in the game if we could.