Wondering how to ask that beautiful girl or that hot guy out? Well, we have some suggestions for you!
Nike to McDonald’s
Baby, I’ll keep doing it and you’ll keep lovin’ it!
Sexy Much
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Van Damme you’re sexy!
Culinary Suitor
How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled or fertilised?
Chemical Locha-wala
Do you know Oxygen and Potassium went on a date? It was OK. But with Magnesium it was OMg !!
Literary Hound
You have both Sense and Sensibility. Can you overcome your Pride and Prejudice and go out with me? Is this enough Persuasion?
Maths Type
I don’t have the perfect pick-up line for you, but I can prove that one exists.
Finicky Cynic
I like my men how I like my books, long and well-read.
Painfully Pricey
You are really starting to interfere with my being single.
The Really Despo
Did you just fart? Coz you blew me away! (NO, DON’T EVEN TRY!)
Bake It Up
Your dad must be a baker because you have a nice set of buns.
Mr Smartypants
Let’s play Titanic, you be the ocean and I’ll go down on you!
(Source: Quora, personal and borrowed experiences)
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