Follow Former ISI Chief Hameed Gul on Twitter - He’s a Laugh Riot!

Guys, do follow Gen Hameed Gul, Pakistan’s former ISI Chief, on Twitter. He does not mean to be funny. But he is.

Former ISI Chief Hameed Gul has taken Twitter by storm with his unintentional, rib-tickling humour. And the man has an opinion on everything. Yes, everything!

The perfect role model.

Mullah Omar will be a source of inspiration for the young & future generations of Afghanistan with all sacrifices he made for his country.

— Gen Hameed Gul (@GenHameedGul) August 3, 2015

Miss Sunny Leone, wrong career choice.

I am saddened that Sikh girl Sunny Leone chose to join porn industry instead of Khalistan movement for her community. She still can.

— Gen Hameed Gul (@GenHameedGul) August 1, 2015

Spoilt for choice.

Sikhs need to decide whether they want separate country in Canada or India.I'll suggest them to work for country in India first then Canada

— Gen Hameed Gul (@GenHameedGul) August 1, 2015

Dogs are passé. It’s time to get a hyena. And name it Tommy.

Pakistan has been the first country in the world where Hyenas were domesticated. #Trivia

— Gen Hameed Gul (@GenHameedGul) August 4, 2015

Head-hunters take note.

Our intelligence agency ISI is one of the biggest recruiter / job provider of India.

— Gen Hameed Gul (@GenHameedGul) August 4, 2015

Talk about tracing back the family tree.

Pakistanis are ancestors of Indians since the oldest Harappa & Mohenjo-daro civilizations are in Pakistan. A fact that Indians don't accept

— Gen Hameed Gul (@GenHameedGul) August 1, 2015

How exactly?

We can make Kashmir, Punjab, Manipur, Arunachal Pradesh, Sikkim, Bodoland,Tamil Nadu independent like we made Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania etc

— Gen Hameed Gul (@GenHameedGul) July 27, 2015

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