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QSatire | Sunny Leone to Mauka Mauka: What Unites Us Indians?

Sunny Leone, Desi Daru, Arnab Goswami, Mauka Mauka - You would be surprised to know the #ThingsThatUniteIndians.

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On a usual boring Thursday morning some Indians reminded their fellow Indians of the power of unity. And so influential were those some Indians that they managed to make #ThingsThatUniteIndian trend on Twitter.

So at The Quint, we decided to put out a list of things that unites us. And thank god religion did not make it to the list.

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Sunny Leone

Sunny Leone, Desi Daru, Arnab Goswami, Mauka Mauka - You would be surprised to know the #ThingsThatUniteIndians.
The rise and rise of Sunny Leone

The popular dialogue from The Great Gatsby — “You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention” best describes the phenomenon called Sunny Leone. From Chaar Bottle to Baby Doll — the no-stopping ascent of the sex goddess is enough to demonstrate her massive fan-following. Bharatwasi’s love for Ms Leone is natural. After all, they are doing what bharatiye sanskriti has taught them — Atithi Devo Bhava (The guest is equivalent to God).

And yes, we know that Sunny Leone is not a ‘thing’, but hello, she does unite Indians.

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Pakistan: Love Thy Neighbour

Sunny Leone, Desi Daru, Arnab Goswami, Mauka Mauka - You would be surprised to know the #ThingsThatUniteIndians.
Don’t even say the word!

Nothing, absolutely nothing unites Indians the way Pakistan does. Irony at its best — we need a neighbouring country to unite us. Just say the ‘P’ word and deshbhakti will start oozing out of every Indian.

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Sasta Aur Tikau

Sunny Leone, Desi Daru, Arnab Goswami, Mauka Mauka - You would be surprised to know the #ThingsThatUniteIndians.
Shop till you drop.

Just wait for season-end sales in branded stores, or look out for a board boldly flaunting ‘up to 50% Off’ and more than half of a city’s populations would be seen flocking to the shops.

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Daru Desi

Sunny Leone, Desi Daru, Arnab Goswami, Mauka Mauka - You would be surprised to know the #ThingsThatUniteIndians.
Party all night

Khoob jamega rang, jab mil baithenge teen yaar… aap, main aur … daru. And now that Madhya Pradesh Home Minister Babulal Gaur has declared drinking alcohol as one of our fundamental rights, what better thing to bring Indians together?

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Arnab Goswami

Sunny Leone, Desi Daru, Arnab Goswami, Mauka Mauka - You would be surprised to know the #ThingsThatUniteIndians.
The name is Goswami, Arnab Goswami

Enough said! The nation already knows.

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