Dear Amul girl,
You’ve truly become the ‘Taste of India’ and melted our hearts for the last 50 years. You are the only girl who rocks the blue hairdo. Even VJ Bani J tried to mirror your style, but look where it landed her – in the ‘Bigg Boss 10’ house. Sheesh!
You’re smart, pitiless, and so cute! You get to roast others and still manage to get away from any sedition charges and no neta has the balls to do ‘Pak, Pak’ to you.
That’s what’s amazing about you. You’ve survived for 50 years in India and still continue to remain our utterly, butterly favourite girl.
We respect you, envy you and love you in so many ways...
You’ve lived through Generation XYZ, serving pure and pious butter, spreading the goodness all around you. Good work! But did you know? It’s only because of you that diet and I can never be in a healthy relationship. Diets are just bland and boring, you add the maska in my life and also the weight. You are the ‘loaf’ of my life but look at you, you don’t even gain an ounce of weight. Not fair.
But hats off to you, for doing the same job day in and day out for the past 50 years? I don’t think anybody nowadays are in one agency for more than four to five years, forget 50 years. Kya hua? Didn’t you learn the art of buttering? #JustSaying .
FINE... It’s your birthday, I gotta be nice to you.
You gotta agree, at 50 you are a ‘tota’ with a swag. We at 25, need to start worrying about our looks but you have nothing to worry about. We’ve got anti-aging, anti-wrinkle, dark circles, and other things to take care of. You? Well, now, don’t go about saying ‘Olay’ us!
Psst! Tell us one thing? How have you managed to whisk away from all the shaadi talks? Bhai, makhan peela, wrapper peela but aapke haath abi tak peele nahi hue? What’s the secret?
You still flaunt your cute nikke nikke red polka dot dress and slice the negativity out of this ‘buttermeez’ society.
Spread the light and keep going from good to ‘butter’!
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