ROFL: Amazon Offers To ‘Deliver’ Maharashtra Floor Test Faster

Amazon, Oh Amazon.

Attempts at formation of the Maharashtra government have been a wild mess lately, if you ask me. While the leaders are flipping sides more conveniently than perhaps all of my exes, we seem to finally be waking up to a...decision (not ours, but SOME decision).

And while I can try and summarise the wild developments, I will just plug this thread here:

For those who are confused about #MaharashtraGovtFormation because of the many twists and turns, here's a TL;DR #thread (based on whatever I've read):

1) Look at the results of the assembly elections. Majority in the house is 145, so NO party got the required seats. pic.twitter.com/bwHMJZWarx

— Meghnad (@[e-mail]) (@Memeghnad) November 25, 2019

And while you read and catch up, the current developments are that Mr. Fadnavis has been sworn in as CM & Ajit Pawar as Deputy CM... ()__() And now they must prove majority in the assembly.

11) After the oathtaking, now the BJP + Ajit Pawar faction (Are they NCP? Not NCP?!) has to prove majority in the assembly.

Sharad Pawar remains confident.
Shiv Sena seems confident.
INC is watching, coz lol.

BJP seems to be scrambling to get those sweet pure-breed MLAs. pic.twitter.com/Z4vznzgjR9

— Meghnad (@[e-mail]) (@Memeghnad) November 25, 2019

But that’s not why we are here. As ANI reported:

Mukul Rohatgi representing Maharashtra BJP tells Supreme Court that it cannot direct Maharashtra Governor to initiate the Floor Test within 24 hours. Floor Test should not be tomorrow. Reasonable time for it is 7 days. pic.twitter.com/lguq5nnASg

— ANI (@ANI) November 25, 2019

And then, my friends, Samrat X decided to be VERY funny:

Orders placed on Amazon but delivery not happening

— Samrat X (@MrSamratX) November 25, 2019

But still, it couldn’t be the funniest part of class that day because Amazon’s auto replies decided to, well, auto reply:

Apologies for any unpleasant experience you had with regard to the delivery of your orders. Could you please elaborate on your concern? We would be glad to assist you. ^JS

— Amazon Help (@AmazonHelp) November 25, 2019

And now, all of Twitter:

Wild, Wild Country.