Kya aap anti-national hai? Par patriotism ki aap mein koi kami nahi hai? Don’t worry here comes Akshay Kumar to the rescue.
The top trending word, every season since the past few years, is “Anti-National”. This widely used and now abused term has now become a joke on its own. Anyone can fling the ‘anti-national’ charge at you at the drop of a hat.
While we can’t tackle the bigger problems with Bollywood dialogues, they can sure help you to deal with being tagged ‘anti-national’. Parrot these dialogues, by none other than Bollywood’s poster boy of patriotism Akshay Kumar, the next time someone calls you anti-national, deshdrohi or traitor.
Relish a Well Done Beef Steak? How Dare You! Move to Pakistan or You’ll Be Lynched
Surprise, Surprise: Hindu is Not the Equal to Hindi
Because Only Standing Up For the National Anthem Will Solve All Our Country's Problems
Item Numbers Are Cool, 'Lady Oriented' Films Aren't
No Offence, But "Nationalists" Don't Like Jokes
Flaunt Your #Nationalism on Twitter, Not Your Opinion
Let's All be Blind and Live Happily Ever After
(This story is from The Quint’s archives. It is being republished to mark Akshay Kumar’s birthday.)
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