Things I’ve Always Wanted to Say to Dave #Letterman

As David Letterman bids farewell, 10 celebrities finally tell him how they really feel. Don’t miss it, it’s a riot.

As talk show host David Letterman does his final show, 10 celebrities put together very kindly told him how they really felt about him and The Late Show with David Letterman.

The category was Things I’ve Always Wanted to Say to Dave.

Of all the talk shows, yours was the most geographically convenient to my home.
– Alec Baldwin, Actor

Did you know you wear the same cologne as Muammar Gadhafi?
– Barbara Walters, Talk Show Host

Your extensive plastic surgery was a necessity and a mistake.
– Steve Martin, Actor and Comedian

I have no idea what I’ll do when you go off the air. You know, I just thought of something. I’ll be fine.
– Jerry Seinfeld, Comedian

Honestly, Dave, I’ve always found you to be a bit of an over-actor.
– Jim Carrey, Actor

I’m just glad your show is being given to a white guy.
– Chris Rock, Actor and Comedian

Thanks for letting me take part in another hugely disappointing series finale.
– Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Comedian

You are to comedy what I am to ... comedy.
– Peyton Manning, Football Player

Thanks for finally proving men can be funny.
– Tina Fey, Comedian

Dave, I’ll never have the money I owe you.
– Bill Murray