Here’s Salman Khan, the Poster Boy for the New Age Virgin

Sabka Bhai hai woh. Of course he’s a virgin.

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This is the story of a 50-year-old virgin, Salman Khan, who has dated some of the most gorgeous women but never crossed the laxman rekha. This manchild, who ‘Jug Ghoomiya’ continues to remain pure and pious. Hard (pun not intended) to believe it but apparently true!

So when the bachelor Sallu Bhai was asked about marriage and sex at the launch of Freaky Ali’s trailer, the actor in his quirky style said, “ Shaadi bhi nahi hui aur woh (sex) bhi nahi hua.” This is not the first time Bhai has publicly announced that he is a virgin. In the fourth season of Koffee with Karan, Salman told KJo that he was still a virgin and was saving himself for his future wife. How cute is that?

Meet Salman Khan – the poster boy for the new age Virgin. *Cough cough*

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Sabka Bhai Hai Woh!

Don’t say anything about Bhai – woh dil mein aata hai... samajh mein nahi !

Salman Khan has incorporated his erstwhile filmy papa Alok Nath’s sanskaari training. So strong is the teaching that even years later, Sallu firmly believes in it and continues to don the mentor’s hat to become a proverbial bhai for many leading ladies and bring them under his wings.

And Alok Nath could not have been more proud of his ‘Prem’ beta.

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Being Virgin

Why is everyone surprised when Salman reiterates his virgin status?

For once, like a true Bajrang Bali ka bhakt, Bhaijaan spoke the truth – he is a virgin. And we couldn’t agree more as the Indian law has never f**ked him, time and again. That’s why Salman said, “woh (read: sentence) bhi nahi kiya”.

Sweet and Virgin Dreams

Despite dating some of the most intelligent and beautiful women, Bhai is still a virgin, for obvious reasons. The actor is high on power and his relationships hit the headlines more often because of the way he treats his girlfriend (not always with love).

Ridiculous as it might sound but the new age virgin failed to channel his love and energy in a legally permissible ways. Rather, he allegedly chose to throw cold drink bottles, harass and slap his former girlfriends.