The final countdown for the much-awaited controversial reality show Bigg Boss 9 has begun. And speculations are on – who’s going to make it to the final list of candidates?
Guys, take a chill pill! Sunday isn’t that far, and you’ll eventually get to know once the show premiers on 11 October.
Meanwhile, we at The Quint wondered what if Salman Khan had to make his own list of contestants?
Aamir Khan
Let’s not beat around the bush, and admit the fact that Aamir Khan is not on Sallu Bhai’s favourite list of people, for obvious reasons. So, bhai would like to teach his once-upon-a-time pal a lesson or two in social etiquettes. And what better place to do so than the Bigg Boss house itself.
Also, Aamir is a perfect fit for the house – he can cry at the drop of a hat, and fellow housemates will instantly dislike him because he will not give them any credit for anything.
Ranbir Kapoor
Bhai has never bad mouthed his ex Katrina Kaif. Or her present Ranbir Kapoor. Being the elder and matured one, he’s accepted the bitter reality. The ‘bad boy’ Salman can have some fun, right? Imagine the torture Ranbir will go through, if he is stuck with Aamir in a house for more than 24 hours. That’s just evil!
Sonakshi Sinha
Khamosh! Bhai will no longer tolerate any of your starry tantrums. Rumour has it that Sonakshi Sinha refused to work in Kick, and Arbaaz Khan’s Dolly Ki Doli. Ouch! But we think being in Bigg Boss will do some good for Sonakshi – it will at least keep her away from tweeting ridiculous things and getting trolled. Think about it girl.
A Blackbuck Deer
After hunting one, bhai has mellowed down and decided to do kuch toofani for the Blackbuck community. He personally invited a member of the clan to come and participate in the reality show.
After all Big Boss houses all kinds of animals!
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