Kyunki Ek Ladka Ladki Kabhi Dost Nahi Ho Sakte!
Remember the famous dialogue from Bhai’s blockbuster hit Maine Pyar Kiya? Bhai can’t seem to get over Mohnish Behl’s wise words. Well, why not? Why get into a serious relationship to stay on top of people’s minds, when so many other controversies and “Being Human” can do the job!
He Took the Indian Pledge Way Too Seriously
“All Indians are my brothers and sisters”, while most of us forgot the Indian pledge after we passed school, Salman Bhai clearly hasn’t and he doesn’t leave any opportunity to let us know that he is our one and only “Bhaijaan”.
No wonder he falls for all firangi women because clearly, ek baar inhone commitment kar di toh yeh khud ki bhi nahi sunte!
Maine Pyar Kyun Kiya? Family Over Love, Always!
Times have changed, bhai clearly hasn’t. The greatest lesson he learnt in life, it seems, was from the Barjatyas. Even before the woman can confess her love to him, he is ready to sacrifice her love for another family member. Remember Hum Aapke Hain Koun..! (Also Saajan)
The Overindulgent Bhaijaan We All Want!
Nobody can easily forget Arpita’s fairytale wedding. Bhai went all out to give his baby sister the best of everything. From designer clothes and jewellery to an extravagant venue and elaborate menu, the wedding had everything that would make any woman envy Arpita Khan. Now who doesn’t want a brother like Salman?
He’s Single, Almost 50 and a Virgin
Salman said he is going to save himself for the one he gets married to. Now that’s a true Barjatya Boy!
Our message to Salman Khan this Raksha Bandhan would be - until you find that someone, please stay “Bhaizoned”, we need more bhais like you!!
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