QSatire: Pictures From the Real Day 1 of the Winter Session

Japes, jibes and emotions from Day 1 of the winter session of the Parliament. Knock yourself out.

The head of the government and the head of the Opposition; the expressions speak volumes about the first day of the Winter session of the Parliament. (Photo: The Quint)

The winter session of the Parliament has commenced. The Lok Sabha observed two minutes of silence for the victims of the 26/11 Mumbai attacks.

Rajya Sabha was adjourned for the day after obituary references.

But that’s not the point of this article. This is an attempt at bringing out what was going on in the heads of our esteemed parliamentarians on Day 1 of the winter session. So here goes.

Modiji Before Entering Parliament

Prime Minister Narendra Modi arrives to attend the opening day of the winter session of Parliament. (Photo: PTI)

Modiji Leaving Parliament

Prime Minister Narendra Modi at the inauguration of an exhibition on making of the Constitution by the Constituent Assembly, at Parliament Library, in New Delhi. (Photo: PTI)

Modiji Inside Parliament

Prime Minister Narendra Modi lost in thought in the Lok Sabha during the first day of winter session of Parliament in New Delhi. (Photo: PTI)

Soniaji Inside Parliament #SwagatHai

Congress President Sonia Gandhi smiles in Lok Sabha during the first day of winter session of Parliament in New Delhi. (Photo: PTI)

Rahul Baba: Inside or Outside Parliament

Congress Vice President Rahul Gandhi arrives for the first day of the Winter session of the Parliament. (Photo: PTI)

‘Bloodshed’ Kharge

Congress Leader Mallikarjun Kharge speaks in the Lok Sabha during the first day of winter session of Parliament in New Delhi. (Photo: PTI)

‘Modi Ji Hum Home Defend Karenge’

Prime Minister Narendra Modi with Union Home Minister Rajnath Singh in Lok Sabha during the first day of winter session of Parliament. (Photo: PTI)

Go get ‘em Tiger #ModiJiKeVeer

Union Home Minister Rajnath Singh speaks in Lok Sabha as the Prime Minister Narendra Modi looks at during the first day of winter session of Parliament. (Photo: PTI)

We Are Opposition. We are Awake.

Congress Leader Mallikarjun Kharge speaks from the Opposition benches in the Lok Sabha during the first day of winter session of Parliament in New Delhi. (Photo: PTI)

‘I Dont Think This Bill’s Gonna Pass’ #BaithJaiyeBaithJaiye

Lok Sabha speaker Sumitra Mahajan speaks in Lok Sabha during the first day of winter session of Parliament. (Photo: PTI)

Sir 30 out 32 Parties Support GST Bill. #AccheDin

Prime Minster Narendra Modi along with the Union Parliamentary Affairs Minister M Venkaiah Naidu arrive to address the media at Parliament house on the opening day of its winter session. (Photo: PTI)

GST. GST. GST. GST.

Union Finance Minister Arun Jaitley arrives for the first day of winter session of Parliament in New Delhi. (Photo: PTI)

D, D, Defence. D, D, Defence. #ManoharCheerleader

Union Defence Minister Manohar Parrikar arrives for the first day of winter session of Parliament in New Delhi (Photo: PTI)

Nothing Personal, Its all Good Business

Union Environment Minister Prakash Javadekar with Rajya Sabha MPs Sharav Yadav, Pramod Tiwari and Madhusudhan Mistry at the first day of winter session of Parliament in New Delhi (Photo: PTI)

Hum Bhi Hain Team Mein. Par Pata Nahi Kaunsi

Lok Sabha MP Asaduddin Owaisi at the first day of winter session of Parliament in New Delhi. (Photo: PTI)

Everyone Attends on the First Day

Rajya Sabha MP Vijay Mallay arrives for the first day of winter session of Parliament in New Delhi. (Photo: PTI)

‘Hey Samvidhaan Devta, Saare Bill Pass Karva Dijye’: Modiji

Prime Minister Narendra Modi at the inauguration of an exhibition on making of the Constitution by the Constituent Assembly, at Parliament Library in New Delhi. (Photo: PTI)