A Letter of Support to the Greatest Women’s Leader of USA Ever!

The choice is between a “women’s president” for whom women go down on their knees and a woman president.

Republican US presidential nominee Donald Trump talks with a member of the audience at the conclusion of the second presidential debate on 9 October. (Photo: Reuters)

Hey Donald,

I watched the second presidential debate, where you and Hillary were grilled by Martha and Anderson from ABC and CNN respectively. And the verdict is – "You rocked it baby!".

You are just a few days away from becoming the President of America. So congratulations in advance.

But, since it is hot and juicy, let’s speak about just one issue – Women’s Rights (an oxymoron, isn’t it? Donald, how can women be right?).

The recent controversy after a video of your conversation with radio and TV host Billy Bush about a woman went viral – I was so happy to hear your articulate voice saying with pride that you fucked her. “I just grab them by the pussy,” you said.

During the recent presidential debate, Anderson Cooper, the man with the gay agenda, asked you your response to the tape and accused you, “You brag that you have sexually assaulted women. Do you understand that?” You responded with, “This was locker room talk. I apologise to my family. BUT THIS IS LOCKER ROOM TALK.”

You were so smart to speak about “ISIS chopping off heads… drowning people in steel cages… wars and horrible, horrible things all over” when you have so many bad things happening. You know what you said, “You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet.” Of course, all these women are lying. This woman who said that you touched her crotch.

That’s the kind of President that America needs – quick, agile and, more importantly, so very virile.

Your Genius Mind is a Target

I know this is a ploy to target you for speaking your genius mind. ALL THE TIME. Beginning with Rosie O Donnel. You called her a slob, you called her a pig, you called her a dog. Wow. Those are really cool insults, mate! The last time I heard these were from a few bullies in high school.

You have raised your kids really well. Kudos to that. You have a daughter, and you have given her such great values about the role of women in this world. Your daughter appeared in an advertisement that had her beaming with joy and stating that being a mother is the best job she could have.

Of course, what are women if not baby-manufacturing machines. They are like printers, but damn, they are so slow in “their job” that you need to wait for more than nine months for a copy to pop out.

And speaking about your daughter, I actually wonder why is the whole world so surprised about your conversation with Billy... you are someone who believes in equality. I mean in dating. You are someone who said that you will date your own daughter, if she wasn’t your daughter, remember?

Also, your daughter is a mother. And I very vividly remember that you had called a lawyer lady called Elizabeth Beck who wanted to take a break from a deposition to breast pump – “disgusting". I agree with you when you said that she wanted to do that in the middle of a deposition. I mean, obviously, who doesn’t like to have to pump up their breasts in the middle, with many lawyers as audience. We believe you, Donald. And, of course, breast feeding is "disgusting".

Speaking about women’s body parts, remember, you mentioned once to a woman in your show celebrity apprentice, that you would find it to be a pretty picture to see her going down on her knees. I know, and I guess we all know what people do down in their knees. That’s quite a blow. Haha! Literally, I mean.

And Speaking About ‘Pretty’...

Do you remember how you beat your opponent Carly Fiorina, who was a frontrunner republican, running for the seat that belongs to you. She deserved to be told, “Look at that face, who will vote for that.” That’s how great nations should speak to women. America needs women. I mean, pretty women, women on their knees – as long as they can be pleasing to the eye and pleasurable to a man – they are good goods.

Haha! And you remember that journalist Megyn Kelly? You said you don’t respect her and you think you are highly overrated. I admire your candidness. It seemed like you were on a roll in this interview.

You said, “I could see blood coming out of her eyes, and blood coming out of her whatever”. Of course, women have blood coming from “whatever". I am so glad though that you didn’t let them know that contrary to other human beings, you are a genius who has loads of shit coming out of your mouth.

From “Disgusting” Animals to “Rapist” Mexicans

Also, you think that climate change is a hoax. I agree. Climate is something that anyway changes. You don’t have summer all the year and no fall throughout. Your family believes in hunting wild animals and posing with trophies of them. Yes, what on earth are animals for, if not for being hunted?

But so kind of you, you don’t hunt women though you call them “disgusting” animals. They just come to you as you are so handsome and offer themselves as prey.

After all, you keep them bend on their knees and pretty pretty.

And who can forget the wall that you wish to build between the US and Mexico, because according to you “Mexicans come with a lot of problems, like drugs and crime.” You explicitly called Mexicans “rapists”. Also, everyone who speaks about your trade deals with Mexico being a disastrous plan is just a “plant” by the opposition. You are bold, Donald. You say it as it is. So what if it is half baked and untrue. You shoot from your lip just as you kiss women after having Tic Tacs.

But Hillary is a Woman...

About your competitor in this election. Donald, a woman should never become the American president. So what if Hillary is beyond her gender. So what if she has a clearer plan, a better policy, a steadfast spirit and the resilience of a fighter – who springs up from any debacle up to the top. So what? Can she change one thing about her – That women are things and That “it” is a “she”.

Can Hillary Clinton change one thing about her – That women are things and That “it” is a “she”. (Photo: AP/Richard Drew)

Quite frankly, I will prefer a "women’s president" for whom women go down on their knees to a woman president.

I hope America, and particularly the women of America, will vote for you. So congrats!

(On a serious note, America, don’t be foolish. The only thing that your country should be worried about is what do you call Bill Clinton after his partner becomes the president – First Partner of the United States of America, First Gentleman of the United States of America or the most appropriate: Mr Hillary.)