The Quint Discovers Sarla Pehnji, Pammi Aunty’s Phone Dost

Welcome Sarla Pehnji! (Photo: The Quint)

The Quint has finally found Pammi aunty’s favourite phone pal ‘Sarla Pehnji’. And she is not happy the way Pammi aunty has hogged all the limelight while she is just a name hooked to the phone.

Gandi gal!

So ladies and gentleman, here’s presenting you Sarla Pehnji up and exclusive!

Sarla Pehnji and Coldplay have something in common. But what? (Photo: The Quint)

Dolly Pehnji satsrikaal, meinu na little little ColdPlay vangu lagda eh... oh na ji thand ni lagi si, oh goreya da band ni haiga, je doctor vaangu sabh nu ‘fix’ karda phirda hai... Aaho! oh hi. (Hello Dolly Pehnji, Nowadays you know I feel a lot like the British band Coldplay. You remember the band that acts like a doctor and goes around to ‘fix’ people. Yup, that’s the one!)

Te mein ki kehndi payi si? haan, asli taaaalent ColdPlay da, kanncert Coldplay da, teh footage khanda paiya hai aye mua Bollywood. Same to same mere naal honda paiya hai . Taalent haiga mere ich, footage khandi payi hai eh pammi pehnji.. Mytube, Youtube utte... jo vi khende hain onu. ( Hmm… So as I was saying. The real talent is Coldplay and after all, it’s THEM, who are performing in India after all the rumours. But look at us, all we are excited about is which actors would be present.  All the limelight has been stolen by Bollywood. Poor Coldplay! The same thing is happening with me. See how talented I’m, but unfortunately, this Pammi is riding on my talent and taking all the credit on Mytube, Youtube. Whatever it is…)

Saari publicity eh khandi payi hai. teh sare utte mera naam lendi hai. “hello sarla pehnji” “hello sarla pehnji” … Aye koi gal hoyi. phitte mu unada! (She’s hogging the limelight and you know na, in all her videos she begins with MY name – “Hello Sarla Pehnji”, “hello Sarla Pehnji”. That’s so unfair!)

Mein teh das dita happy de papa nu, meinu vi internet star banna haiga, chahe sannu saddi chaar challe walli gaddi toh mukna pade. par hun mein us pammi di bachchi nu dasa gi, ke asli viral sensation ki honda ai. (I’ve told Happy’s dad, enough is enough, one day I too will become an internet star even if we have to sell our expensive car (Audi). But now, I’ll tell that B***h Pammi, who is the real viral sensation! )

Sarla has arrived... Dolly pehnji!

Camera: Sanjoy Deb
Edited: Hitesh Singh