QSatire: This Raksha Bandhan Find out Who’ll tie a Rakhi to Whom

On this #RakshaBandhan, here are some famous Indians who should tie a rakhi to each other.

Time to shower some gifts.

Bhaiya Mere Rakhi Ke Bandhan Ko Nibhana…

On this Raksha Bandhan,The Quint brings to you some well-known Indians whose sibling bonds may become, or probably already are, stuff of legends!

Kiran Bedi and Arvind Kejriwal

Kiran Bedi has been quite a mean elder sister to Kejri bhaiya, never missing an opportunity to attack him – talk about fighting like siblings, huh? So now when Crane Bedi’s party-brothers have ignored her, Kejri bhaiya should be the sweet younger brother, and extend his kalai to her. Anyway, she’ll be the only cop he’ll ever get along with.

Radhe Ma and Gurmeet Ram Raheem Singh

These two are Kumbh ke mele mein bichde hue bhai-behen – one obsessed with the colour red, and the other with himself. Radhe Maa loves to shake her leg to Bollywood numbers. Babaji loves to shake his hairy legs in Bollywood films. Maa is “pure and pies”, Guruji is the Messenger of God. Their bhakts love them and call them bhagwan, but akhir they are just insaan!

Sushma Swaraj and Lalit Modi

Sushma Swaraj had been protecting Lalit Modi for far too long. Poor Sushma didi, she did all this for Lalit bhaiya and got hounded for doing so. It’s time for Lalit bhaiya to return the favour to his behna. And if immigrations pose a problem, e-rakhis and e-gifts can come to the rescue.

Ajay Devgn and Rohit Shetty

Ajay Devgn just can’t get a blockbuster hit without his brother-cum-BFF Rohit Shetty. The actor is losing his mind as he fails to crack the success code. Though Shetty is in the news for his much-awaited film Dilwale – starring the most popular and evergreen jodi Shah Rukh Khan and Kajol – he would take it upon himself to protect Devgn from all those ill-speaking critics.