QSatire: Satsangs Are the New Tinder

Say Goodbye to Tinder, and say hello to satsang — the new cool way to find your soulmate.

Jab they met at a satsang. (Photo: The image is altered by The Quint)

Tear those matrimonial advertisement supplements. Delete all of your online matrimonial accounts. Uninstall Tinder, now.

Did you know that you have been getting it all wrong till now? It seems all you needed to do, in order to find a soulmate, was to go the Shahid Kapoor way and join a satsang!

Pray, Love and get “Hitched”.

Shahid Kapoor and Mira Rajput have made us realise that you could find love in a ‘hopeful place’.

Still not convinced. Don’t worry, we tell you exactly why satsang is the new Tinder.

Meet the Parents

Marriage is not only between the boy and girl, it’s also the union of two families. And satsangs are made just for that. It automatically jumps to the most important step of matrimonial alliance and that’s ‘meet the parents’, or rather the ‘parents’ meet’. And, we all know how critical that rendezvous is, right?

Sanskari Match

If being sanskari is your thing, then satsang is the place for you, my friend. This divine place self ordains pre-selected filters. You don’t need to spend hours searching for like-minded families, and waiting endlessly for their response. Here you have families, who share the same interest and rituals.  A match made in satsang!

Babaji Ki Jai

Take the Lord’s name and everything would work out fine. That’s actually what happened in Shahid and Mira’s case. The couple met at a satsang, and if it’s to be believed, the Radha Soami Satsang Beas leader Baba Gurinder Singh suggested the match and the parivaars agreed.

Saves you the trouble of getting your spiritual leaders blessings, right? It’s all there, under one roof. It couldn’t get better. It’s just like your departmental store, where you get everything — from condoms to jam.

What are you guys waiting for? Enrol yourself at the nearest satsang asap. And who knows? You might end up meeting Tiger Shroff!