QSatire: Don Has Been Nabbed, and Here’s What He’s Got to Say

Find out what happens when the Delhi Police finally catches Don.

Kaha hai Don?

Mera intezaar Delhi ki police kar rahi hai, lekin
Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin, namumkin hai.

Delhi Police may have nabbed the elusive Labrador Retriever called Don, but the latter is still having the last laugh.

Don forms a crucial part of the domestic violence case filed by Lipika Mitra against her husband, AAP leader Somnath Bharti.

Mitra alleged that he attacked her on the instructions of her husband, while she was pregnant in March 2013. And hamare pyare Delhi Police are so efficient that to determine whether the allegations are true or not, they need Don’s denture marks to prove his crime.

Even ACP Pradyuman from CID wouldn’t have thought of that.

This got us thinking at The Quint that now that Don has been caught and taken into custody, what Don-isms would be shared between the suspect and the cops?

Delhi Police Commissioner: Why did you attack Lipika Mitra?

Delhi Police Commissioner: Don, uss din kya hua tha? Do you remember anything?

Delhi Police Commissioner: Kya apne Lipika Mitra seh baat ki hai?

Delhi Police Commissioner: Why were you hiding in the dark for so long?

Delhi Police Commissioner: Is there something you would like to tell Lipika Mitra?

Graphics done by Lijumol Joseph