Tired of Men Not Looking You In The Eye? Just Put Some Tits There

Fellow men, our eyes are up here!

Our eyes are up here! (Photo Courtesy: Facebook @FunnyOrDie)

Women have been sexualised since humankind learned how to fish (or perhaps even before that), only for it to get worse since the advent of low-cut blouses.

Silly women, didn’t they know that the sight of their chest is just a honey-trap for men and if she bends, it means open consent! However, finally the secret has been let out about how they can get men to look them in the eyes when talking to them – with Forehead Tittaes.

Funny or Die’s video with Marion Cotillard and Taraji P Henson is funny, while it also makes you wonder that if a woman’s chest was closer to her brain, maybe men would think of looking them in the eye while talking to them.

A woman’s clothing should be her choice, but somehow it depends on her surroundings what she will have to wear, in order to feel safe or rather not to titillate the men around her.

With films like Pink being released, that start conversations on the issue of consent, hopefully sketches like these help aid the cause.

Men need to get over their sense of entitlement that what women wear is to please them and if she wears something that shows more of her body, it’s an open pass for him to make her feel uncomfortable and harass her.