Find out How MS Dhoni Cheated Sarla Pehnji

Sarla Pehnji tells you what all was never told in MS Dhoni - The Untold Story.

MS Dhoni, this isn’t cool. (Photo: The Quint)

Sarla Pehnji recently watched the much-talked-about film MS Dhoni – The Untold Story and was highly disappointed by it and felt Dhoni had cheated her. Wow! What was there in the film that made her feel like this? Find out by watching this video. And do tell us if you felt the same way.

Dolly Pehnji,

Pata hai twanu, kal meri jawani de tin ghante us Dhoni de bachche ne barbaad kar dite. Untold keh ke menu tempt kita, te dassiya o hi jo sanu already pata si. (You know three hours of my life were wasted because of MS Dhoni. Thanks to his film, ‘The Untold Story’, which, by the way, didn’t tell us anything that we didn’t know about already.)

Par pehnji, Sushant teh Dhoni wangu ni lagda lekin film ich.. Par jeda Yuvraj si.. o te ek dum Yuvraj lagda paya si.. Kaint te cutie-pie… (The film was about Dhoni but unfortunately, Sushant didn’t resemble Dhoni at all. But the guy who played Yuvraj was a replica of him. Hottie!)

Pehnji, movie ne teh menu depressed kar dita. (The film just depressed me.)

Dekho ji, family bonding teh missing si. Apne wade prah nu, Sehwag di tarah nikal suttya. Par uss mueh Pervez Musharraf di guest appearance rakhi hui hai film ich. Ki lod si? Inna handsome Fawad Khan nu tussi kad ditta.. te mue Musharraf nu role kaade vaaste ditta? (The film lacks family bonding. How can Dhoni ignore his elder brother? He threw his brother out just like he three Sehwag out of the team. But he found it important to have Pervez Musharraf in the film. What was the need? On the one hand, they made Fawad Khan leave the country, and on the other, they have kept Musharraf’s dialogues.)

Hadh hogayi. Hor teh hor,USP film di hai untold teh kotte ne na dassia ki 2007 de T-20 final de vich… o Dhoni apne bowleran nu aakhiri over de vele… ki ki keh reya si… ay haigi na untold gal but they never told! (The film was riding on “the Untold Story”, but they never told us what conversation Dhoni had with his bowlers in 2007 T-20 final .)

Pehnji, munda Captain bangaya overnight film vich, kinj di feeling si, eh vi not told. Bas conference vich bhaitadia suit-boot pehn ke. (The movie didn’t tell us how Dhoni became the captain of Team India and how he felt. They just cut to him sitting in a conference.)

O Srinivasan da son-in-law.. O khote da puttar Meiyappan… was he betting or not betting… this also Dhoni never told… (Neither did they tell us whether Srinivasan’s son-in-law Meiyappan was into betting or not.)

At least sannu das de ki Dhoni ne apne saas nu kinj pataya. Oh vi, UNTOLD. (At least the could have told us what conversation did Dhoni have with his future mother-in-law. But that also, as usual, they didn’t tell us.)

Inna saara… filmi masala… drama… ALL NEVER TOLD! Teh film da naam untold. Badi cheating hui hai Dolly pehnji!!! (So much masala and drama that was not told to us. They cheated the audience.)

'Ik gal dasso Dolly pehnji, ay hotaan te utte jede muchaan de baal honde ne. Unha nu tussi cosmetic surgical strike karke hata dende ho? (Tell me one thing, how do you remove the hair on the upper lip? Is it via cosmetic surgical strike?)

Edited: Sunil Goswami

Camera: Shiv Kumar Maurya