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We have been wanting to show you our latest innovation for quite some time. Now, it’s time to present you with the ultimate device for all your multimedia needs, presented to you by The Quint – the QPhone.
The QPhone is here to streamline your digital life. Once powered on, it takes on a life of its own. The phone is 5G ready and can enhance 2G network to at least 3G speeds, so your videos play without any buffer. This has been made possible by months of research at our Noida facility, and this patented technology is finally ready for the world to experience.
Available in 5-inch and 8-inch variants, the smartphone is made of enhanced carbon fibres and ChimpanSee protective glass, which makes it almost unbreakable. What’re you waiting for?
The QPhone has been developed by The Quint to help introduce more and more people to the internet, and that too at an affordable price – just Rs. 249. In our effort to make it the cheapest smartphone in the market, we’ve made cutting-edge developments. We’ve removed the battery from the main unit (a power-bank can be connected to power the phone), and the processor is retailed as an accessory.
The phone has additional features to keep you hooked:
• Auto Selfie Cam: Our camera app tells you where to look, how to pout, and which is your best side. All perfected after months of QWrap selfie shoots. Yes, we’re that serious.
• Happy Hour Map: The Quint’s proud to present you a map to guide you to the nearest cafe, to help you chill after a long day of fun with the QPhone. It’s a happy device, we promise.
• Qanta Ben: Move over Siri, we’ve just made our own desi assistant for the QPhone. Qanta Ben does all your phone cleanup, maintains your schedule and also keeps track of your food by looking at all those pictures you click before eating. It can ask for occasional offs, but such is life.
The pre-orders open today, and we will be able to start deliveries by next week. To register your interest, please log in below, and comment with your name. All payments are cash on delivery.
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