Rohan Joshi’s ‘Wake N Bake’ Spoke to the (Almost) 30-Yr Old Me

Refer to Rohan Joshi’s latest stand up for savage comebacks!

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Growing old is beautiful.

This is something you remind yourself over and over again. It is true in fact, that there are other thoughts that cloud your head. For example, you don’t feel like an adult, but you are forced to be. You conveniently oscillate between feeling like a child to being an adult. But in his new stand up, Wake and Bake, Rohan Joshi makes some points which make you scream ‘hard relate’.

Wake N Bake revolves around how someone in their thirties responds to topics like marriage, road trips, partying and giving their opinions on various topics.

The Sad Truth You Are Faced With Every time You Are Surrounded With Children

I feel you...(Photo: Screenshot/Altered by The Quint)

Sure, Partying was Fun...But Not Anymore

I am not a party person anymore.(Photo: Screenshot/Altered by The Quint)

Remember Those “25 Things to do Before You Turn 25” Articles

The only people who want to go for road trips are the ones who have just got their license. (Photo: Screenshot/Altered by The Quint)

Marry Now Literally Sounds like “Offer Valid Till Stocks Last”

Beta, shaadi karlo...(Photo: Screenshot/Altered by The Quint)

This Is Not Meant for People Who Say, “I Am Going for a Marriage Function.”

Wedding VS Marriage(Photo: Screenshot/Altered by The Quint)

Let Me Explain This Again, “I Don’t Want to Get Married Means, I Don’t Want to Get Married.”

This is not a discussion. (Photo: Screenshot/Altered by The Quint)

Marriage Is Not a Cure for Loneliness...

Loneliness...is a problem. (Photo: Screenshot/Altered by The Quint)

What if the State Gave You Money for Having a Child?

Having a child is an expensive affair. (Photo: Screenshot/Altered by The Quint)

Sorry, Mumma...

Really, really sorry...(Photo: Screenshot/Altered by The Quint)

I-DON’T-KNOW!!!

I-DON’T-KNOW(Photo: Screenshot/Altered by The Quint)