If You’ve Had Enough Of “Libtards’’, Here’s What You Can Do

Had enough of “pussies’’ and “feminazis’’? Look no further!

Is the infamy getting to you?  

(Photo: The Quint/Medha Chakrabartty) 

Are you burdened with a tiresome tendency to roll “politically incorrect’’ words off your tongue?

Is this infamy getting to you?

It is never too late to ask for help. We’ve got you covered!

If you are bogged down by symptoms of verbal diarrhoea (Oh! Is that offensive to people with loosies?...Phew!) and you just don’t know what is offensive and what is not, let’s try unboxing this loose talk ki bimaari.

We get it. You are depressed (A mental health disorder characterised by a persistently unhappy mood) and you have had it with libtards, (Liberal+retard = So, it stigmatises people with intellectual disabilities). They’re all around you, lurking in every corner, online and offline, ready to prey on your most offhand phrases. Why can’t you exercise the liberty to say what you want to? Right? It is a free (Can freedom exist without caveats?) country, after all. You are tired of those pussies (Implies that anyone with female genitals is weak), you want to call them out for being total dicks (implies that anyone with male genitals is a jerk) and for not even knowing how to take a joke! (Sometimes our jokes can reinforce dangerous stereotypes. Remember Salman Khan’s “rape joke’’?)

Also, how can we forget the angry feminists (We’ll tell you later why it isn’t really a bad word!) who always read into rape humour? (reinforces cultural norms that make light of sexual violence)

If you are plagued by all of the above thoughts, annoyed by the tiring language nazis, (trivialises the dangerous ideology behind the Holocaust) we have got the perfect antidote for you.

Yes, a quick-fix to attain a potty-free mouth!

All you got to do is check with the internet’s invincible naani and clear all your doubts in a jiffy! Yes, run that quick search on Google right now and relieve yourself from all social anxieties.

Pop a Google-supplied-subtext ki goli before any social interaction and watch yourself perform miracles.

Trust us, the medication works!