Things I’ve Always Wanted to Say to Dave #Letterman

As David Letterman bids farewell, 10 celebrities finally tell him how they really feel. Don’t miss it, it’s a riot.

Fans gather outside The Ed Sullivan Theater during the last taping of the “Late Show with David Letterman” . (Photo: AP)

As talk show host David Letterman does his final show, 10 celebrities put together very kindly told him how they really felt about him and The Late Show with David Letterman.

The category was Things I’ve Always Wanted to Say to Dave.

Actor Alec Baldwin. (Photo: Reuters)

Of all the talk shows, yours was the most geographically convenient to my home.
– Alec Baldwin, Actor

Talk show host Barbara Walters. (Photo: Reuters)

Did you know you wear the same cologne as Muammar Gadhafi?
– Barbara Walters, Talk Show Host

Actor and comedian Steve Martin. (Photo: Reuters)

Your extensive plastic surgery was a necessity and a mistake.
– Steve Martin, Actor and Comedian

Comedian Jerry Seinfeld. (Photo: Reuters)

I have no idea what I’ll do when you go off the air. You know, I just thought of something. I’ll be fine.
– Jerry Seinfeld, Comedian

Actor Jim Carrey. (Photo: Reuters)

Honestly, Dave, I’ve always found you to be a bit of an over-actor.
– Jim Carrey, Actor

Actor and comedian Chris Rock. (Photo: Reuters)

I’m just glad your show is being given to a white guy.
– Chris Rock, Actor and Comedian

Comedian Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Photo: Reuters)

Thanks for letting me take part in another hugely disappointing series finale.
– Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Comedian

Football player Peyton Manning. (Photo: Reuters)

You are to comedy what I am to ... comedy.
– Peyton Manning, Football Player

Comedian Tina Fey. (Photo: Reuters)

Thanks for finally proving men can be funny.
– Tina Fey, Comedian

David Letterman (right) and guest Bill Murray (left) at the taping of the debut of Late Night with David Letterman on Feb 1, 1982. (Photo: AP)

Dave, I’ll never have the money I owe you.
– Bill Murray