God & Orgasms: Sofia Hayat’s Divine Messages Will Make You Dizzy

Sofia Hayat’s latest social media revelations about god, sex and orgasms will leave you scratching you head.

Sofia Hayat’s latest social media revelations will leave you scratching you head. (Photo courtesy: Instagram/@sofiahayat)

Sofia Hayat’s Instagram updates will make you secretly mumble to yourself, “I want whatever it is that she’s smoking”.

Former model, ex-Bigg Boss contestant and now self-proclaimed Gaia Mother Sofia just added another title to her name. She’s now Gaia Mother Sofia Allah Maa, according to her latest Instagram update.

Having tied the knot with Vlad Stanescu, a Romanian interior designer, in an Egyptian wedding ceremony follow by a rather modest one at her temple of awakening, she has concluded that her husband is also his son and his father. In the caption that goes with the picture of the couple sitting in deep meditation, is another surreal revelation about God and orgasms.

She takes to social media every now and then to educate us, her children, about divine sex, orgasms and God - who, by the way, happens to have apologised to her for taking her light and claiming it as his own.

He, who was our father, who art in heaven, has finally stepped down and apologised for taking my light and claiming it as his own. He is sat next to me. My son... my father my husband...Vlad...yaldaboath... is now love and in knowing... the illuminate cannot feed off him now. He has woken up and serves Love. We have already won!

Sofia Hayat (via Instagram)

She didn’t keep her ‘sacred union ceremony’ moment away from her children on social media either. As Sofia and Vlad kiss in their temple of awakening, her message about the power of Om, orgasms and the vagina will leave you a bit confused. As a woman I couldn’t agree more with the sanctity of the womb and the shame attached with sex. But did Allah Maa’s orgasm really create this universe? Umm... I think not.

She’s pretty high tech too! Sofia has just unlocked the codes to unity, love and oneness. With her code sequence complete, the problems of humanity are about to perish.

Hey, guess what? Her divine ‘union’ song is actually a Bollywood number – Kabhi Kabhi from the Amitabh-Rakhee starrer Kabhi Kabhie (1976). But this one’s surreal too, because she’s sung it herself.

Feel like you’re going a bit crazy with all this? Worry not, you’re not alone.