Happy Independence Day Salman Khan; The Man Who Is Free From...

Now Salman can truly exercise his freedom. (Photo Courtesy: YouTube screengrab)

Azadi mubarak Bhaijaan!

On Monday Salman Khan again proved that he is the Sultan and above the law. The Rajasthan High Court has acquitted the actor in two poaching cases, overturning earlier verdicts that sentenced him to jail time.

But then the judicial system finally gave up, ’cuz “Bhai, dil mein aata hai, samajh mein nahi”!

Now Salman can truly exercise his freedom. Bhai is now free from...

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Being Acquitted!

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Salman, like a cat, has nine lives and he’s definitely left with a few more, if all goes in his favour (when has it not). The judiciary was criticised for turning a blind eye but the anti-Salman brigade refuse to understand that our judiciary was just ‘being human’ towards him. Salman is ‘officially’ off the ‘legal’ hook and now he is free to do whatever he wants to do.

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Consequences of What he Says

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Sallu Bhai is a digger for freedom of speech and expression and that’s why bhai is still not apologetic for his ‘raped woman’ remark. So much so, Bhaijaan recreated the moment again on the popular TV show – ‘The Kapil Sharma Show’ and laughed it off by saying he “needs to talk less to stay out of trouble”.

And then the brat Bhaijaan exercised his freedom of expression, anger, when he missed his Mumbai-Delhi flight because he could not reach on time.

Kyunki bhai ki dictionary mein no sorry, no thank you!

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Free From Box-Office Worries

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For this filmy ‘Prem’, it’s always ‘Dhan Payo’, each time he releases a film. The Sultan of Bollywood entered the Rs 100 crore club with his Dabangg ishtyle and gives a ‘Kick’ to other Khans’ treasury and creates ‘Dangal’ in their lives.

Ek Tha Bachelor!

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Jeene ke hain chaar din,
Baaqi hain bekaar din.
Jaaye jaaye, jaaye jaaye,
Ek baar jo jaaye,
Jawaani phir na aaye

Rumour has it that Salman Khan might just say goodbye to his independence (singlehood) by end of the year. Bhai has hopefully found his ‘Biwi No 1’, in the Romanian beauty Iulia Vantur and probably he’ll walk into the sunset singing, Jag ghumeya thaare jaisa na koi.

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