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How to Lose Friends, Alienate People But Catch ALL the Pokemons

The Quint gives you tips on how to be a good ‘trainer’ while playing Pokemon Go.

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Gotta catch’ em all!

Yeah! Pokemon Go is the newest and hottest game in town and we all like it. Pikachu, Bulbasaur, Squirtle... How many have YOU caught?

But wait! Before you run off to the next Pokestop, we would like to draw your attention to some of your fellow ‘trainers’ who are competing with you for the same spoils. Here are some tips from us that will help you prepare for the challenge.

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1. Your Rival Trainers Will Leave No Stone Unturned

People will hunt Pokemon in groups, jump into water bodies, walk over your car and basically do anything to get an edge over you.

2. Expect the Unexpected

You may not always find a Pokemon where you expect them to be. You will have to be ready to look for them in the most unusual of places, like bathrooms, frying pans and, sometimes, even your own body.

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3. Always Be on the Lookout

You will have abandon all notions of propriety if you are serious about the game. It doesn’t matter how delicate or unsuitable the social situation is; you HAVE to catch that Pokemon. Your wife is pregnant? Too bad. You are attending a funeral? Get your head in the game!

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If you keep our three tips in mind, you too could reach the level of these Pokemon trainers!

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