Do You Have Symptoms of Anti-Nationalism? Find Out With This Chart

Do you study at JNU and eat beef? If you do, you’re anti-national! Find out what else makes you anti-national.

Do you believe in a pluralistic democracy?

Do you believe in free speech, even if uncomfortable?

Do you not hate Pakistan?

Then you might be suffering from anti-nationalism. Anti-nationalism is a disease that has been diagnosed in many since the JNU sedition row, and you need to be aware of its symptoms. So spread awareness about the disease, and help save lives.

The cure?

A strong dose of ultra-nationalistic speeches, with two tablespoons of cow urine twice a day.